apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
