So drunk, too bad you don't want this
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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