Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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