no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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