yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize