did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
