so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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