I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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