Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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