I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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