dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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