Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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