It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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