So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i think im in europe. pls send help
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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