I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think I sprained my soul last night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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