How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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