I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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