you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No stitches, just platelets and will power
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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