stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you had me at cake vodka
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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