Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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