He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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