Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
where are my eyebrows?
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