omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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