the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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