Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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