He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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