Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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