i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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