is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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