This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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