seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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