I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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