hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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