Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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