I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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