Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Found your dick twin last night
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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