never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i think i just lost a toe
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