what if I'm pregnant?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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