if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have already put on my inside pants.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Randomize