i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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