Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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