the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
