fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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