Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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