But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The air was thick with penises
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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