I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
