you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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