I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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