I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
