Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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