sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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