Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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